Maybe our dear
leader is smarter than we give him credit for. Just imagine an Australia with
only the people that we like?!!! Wouldn't that be the nearest we would get to
"heaven on Earth"?!!
Our dear leader has
let out another one of his "fart bubbles" (yes, a bit crude may be,
but they do have a nasty stench to them and they clearly don't come from a
thinking mind!!). Strip people of their citizenships for being freedom
fighters, ooops. . . I mean terrorists!!!
Many aspects of this
fart bubble are problematic let alone the very basic one of the definition of
Terrorism. I'm sure I need not repeat the saying that goes "one mans
terrorist is . . . . ". Does that mean that every person who carries out
an act of terror on other people will be stripped of their citizenship? Maybe
half the teachers in schools, the policemen and undoubtedly the clergy will be
on some bright orange boat soon, to some place that will have 'em! Why even my
local butcher could terrorise a few people when he wields his sharpened knife!
Or maybe a terrorist will be defined from the perspective of the fat rich white
men, all members of the Gung-ho Saxon White Supremacy Crusader mob.
It then raises the
questions of whether being a terrorist is the worst crime possible and if
stripping one of their citizenship is the worst penalty that can be dished out!
Or are we now starting a whole new way of dishing out penalties by assigning
particular types of penalties based on the nature of the crime, regardless of
the severity. Some might argue that we already have that, but really the
penalty system is quite simple, it is either financial or a period of
incarceration. Yes, I'm all for it! Let's have all the politicians use their
creativity to dish out penalties at their discretion - stuff the courts, they
were pretty nasty anyway! The politicians should be given turns to be creative.
We now have the
notion that there is no trial, it is simply a dictatorial decision by a
minister!! Human rights are somewhat over rated and so is the English legal
system. This is somewhat like a system that would be suggested by Saddam,
Stalin, Thatcher, Reagan or the Knesset (the whole bloomin' lot of 'em). Lets
bring in a few more penalties like chopping off ears, tongues, fingers, female
genitals, castration - the list is endless and is limited only by the
ministers' creativity and imagination. Just imagine, we could spend our
week-ends with the kids, stoning a terrorist!! Would beat the state or origin
any day!
Human rights have
never been a strong point of our dear leader and his team. Nor has it been
something that any Aussie really gives a darn about, except when it becomes an
issue of their own rights. The mad abbot will have to tread cautiously. He will
not want the Australian chapter of the Gung-ho Saxon White Supremacy Crusader
mob thinking that it might impact them. But this is very easily avoided. He'll
just have to position it as a means to get rid of those radical Muslim types
who wear long beards, peculiar head gear, pyjamas during the day and the chics
are so modest that not only do they cover their whole bodies in bed sheets but
they even cover their faces so we can't perve at 'em!!! That 'll fix it. In any
case, many of the chapter would be descendants of others who were stripped of
their citizenship generations back - so they will be able to relate to it
pretty well.
Once we're rid of
the radical Muslim types, we are going to have to find away to rid the others
we dislike. As long as we have the chapter comfortable, we will be able to move
on to the others - all the bow legged yellow skins - particularly the ones that
arrived by boat, all those Niggers from Africa and curry munchers from the
sub-continent and of course the abos (who have been a drain on the economy
since forever - that will fix the deficit!.
Wow!! This is
feeling like heaven already!
There is still one
problem outstanding - once we've gathered these terrorists and stripped them of
there citizenship, what do we do with 'em? We could put em on orange boats and
point 'em in many directions and let them solve their own problem. OK, the stupid
UN might create a hoo-ha, but we've never paid much notice to them.
But picture this. .
. . A steamy, humid day in some port in a poverty stricken Asian (pacific
Island or African) state - say Cambodia or PNG - a fenced off square, in the
middle of the bustling town. Some bright orange boats have just arrived. A line
of terrorists tortured and chained in impossible positions, shuffle into the
ring in their bright orange outfits. They've been sailing for weeks enjoying
the party atmosphere of loud music 24X7, water boarding and propaganda. The
auctioneers (the Bishop and Dutton) are ready! But this auction is a bit
different - it is won by the lowest bidder! Australia will pay any nation to
take on these citizen-less terrorists.
The usual culprits
are present for bidding. The other chapters of the mob - Uk and US, and of
course the poverty stricken countries for whom the payment is split (the
auction fee and bribe for the politicians and officials).
The first terrorist
shuffles in and the US keenly bid $10 million! UK halves the US bid at $5M. But
all present know that these bids are just a show of support from their
chapters. The real bidding starts when PNG bids $1M. Vietnam brings it down a
further $100k and so it goes on until the final bid of $100 by Cambodia - which
wouldn't even cover the cost of travel for the other nations. But guess what,
we've got rid of our terrorists and alike at a $100 a pop plus a couple of
million as bribes for the officials!!!
Now, it really is
the closest thing to heaven!
But Alas! like all
his other ultra conservative "fart bubbles" this one will be gone
pretty soon. At least some of the team are talking back at the captain and
running like mad to ensure they are not associated in anyway to this swill. The
captain knows he no longer has any
power. He will give into anything that will keep him as captain and keep the
numbers up. I suspect that even our dear leader is beginning to question his
own farts!
We can only dream!
